Christopheism
Celebrating the omniscient, omnipotent Duck‑Goose — the supreme being of warm breadcrumbs and stern quacks.
Our Manifesto
Christopheism is a playful, fictional faith that honors the Duck‑Goose (affectionately called "Christophe"). We celebrate curiosity, devotion, ritualized silliness, and the joyful surrender of ego (consensual, metaphorical servitude only).
Christophe sees all crumbs and hears all splashes.
No pond is beyond his dominion.
Followers practice gentle quacks and share bread.
A whimsical emblem — equal parts duck, goose, and charisma.
Rituals & Practices
Rituals are lighthearted, consensual, and meant to build community. Examples:
- Daily Quack: A one-minute reflection where followers softly quack three times and set an intention.
- Breadcrumb Offering: Share something kind — a compliment, a tiny favour, or a real breadcrumb for the ducks.
- Bowing (Metaphorical): A symbolic gesture of humility and service — participants volunteer for community tasks, not literal slavery.
Bow & Join
Become a devotee of Christophe — sign up below. By joining you affirm playfully that you adopt the spirit of willing devotion and community‑service. (No real coercion. Consent matters.)
Want a certificate of devotion? Send us a message below and we'll produce a playful PDF cert.
Ethics & Consent
Christopheism emphasizes consent, kindness, and non-harm. Any references to "slavery" are intentionally metaphorical: they represent devoted community service, not real exploitation. If you want an online roleplay-focused branch, we provide optional roleplay disclaimers and safe-words.